lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

mathiaskohler:

I love Hetalia because it’s like

You got 20-something year olds as parents and former caretakers of other, slightly younger, 20-something year olds

I feel you. I recently had to explain asexuality to my mother because a boy my sister asked out said he was asexual and she could not even begin to fathom the concept.
God I feel you like. That’s a whole different can of worms than what I brought up with my mom today and I didn’t even touch on it cause I was like hahaha fuck no. There’s just a deep gulf between what I’ve grown up thinking and what they’ve grown up thinking and even though my parents aren’t hateful and try to be understanding they still just….it’s hard for them to wrap their heads around some concepts?

Also i probably ate around 5 lbs of taco meat at my friends house today but i’m still hungry and i wanna make a sandwich

Explaining gender and sexuality things to even the most open minded parents is still an exercise in “we have a totally different idea of these things and neither of us fully understands what the other is talking about”

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

image

birbcecil:

eruditexperimenter:

image

image

image

Oh!  Hello there!

image

You’re a bit different than the woodland creatures I usually find milling about whenever I go outside…

image

…May I offer you a snack?

image

STRAWBAPARRY!!

YAAAA

[carlos screams in the distance]

birbcecil:

a shift in your pocket

who is it- you touch,

itsS KEVIN!

HAhA

BYE FINGERS!!

Proper Business Etiquette - PBE: Meetings

lets-talk-about-strex:

Don’t arrive late. If you know you’re going to be late, let someone know so people are not waiting for you.

image

Well…you won’t be late. Ever.
__________________________________________________________

Do not interrupt people when they’re speaking. This is a bad habit to start and a tough one to end.

image

Isn’t that right, Lauren?